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Steve Vai: Zappa's "Little Italian Virtuoso"

By Tom Mulhern

Guitar Player, February 1983


Before exiting his teens, Steve Vai had made a suitable impression on Frank Zappa. While attending Boston's Berklee School of Music, he diligently transcribed and arranged some of Zappa's pieces, including a piece entitles "Black Napkins" ["Zoot Allures"]. Upon hearing the young guitarist's unsolicited transcription and an accompanying cassette of his band, Zappa offered Steve work as a transcriber.

One of 22-year-old Vai's roles in the Zappa ensemble entails playing extremely difficult passages and creating sound effects with his guitar. Apparently, Zappa is pleased: When introducing the band in concert, Frank often describes Vai fondly as "our little Italian virtuoso".

Born on June 6, 1960 in Carleplace, Long Island, New York, Steve moved to Boston when 17, and went to Berklee College of Music. There he participated in various bands. One in particular, a fusion ensemble called Morning Thunder, performed the arrangement that landed Vai the job with Zappa.

Starting on accordion at the age of 11, Steve soon switched to a $5.00 Tempo electric. Lessons with local instructors followed, and Vai progressed steadily, enrolling in a music theory class and performing in rock bands. After graduating high school, Steve enrolled at Berklee, and in just two years he developed his skills sufficiently to become one of the many gifted young musicians who have gained exposure in Zappa's ensemble.

To date, he's played on four albums with Frank Zappa: "Tinsel Town Rebellion", "You Are What You Is", "Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch", and "The Man From Utopia". In the following interview, Steve talks about his role on these albums, as well as his approach to soloing and the difficulties and rewards of transcribing.

Q: Transcribing is a very difficult art. How did you first become involved with it?
A: While at Berklee. I had a roommate who transcribed a Larry Carlton solo, and I'd never heard of transcribing. He showed it to me and I said, "You figured this out from the record?" I thought it was a neat idea, so I started transcribing all kinds of stuff. One of the first things I transcribed was Allan Holdsworth's solo from "In The Dead Of Night" ["U.K.", Polydor, PD-1-6146]. Then I did "Europa (Earth's Cry Heaven's Smile)" by Santana ["Amigos", Columbia, JC33576]. I really got into it. When I heard "The Black Page" by Zappa, I almost died. I couldn't believe it.

Q: So you were taken aback by the complexity of Zappa's music.
A: I was just awed by it, and I tried to transcribe it. It took me months. I did a rough copy of it, and then every week I'd add something to it. That's when I was first exposed to artificial groupings - like when you take an odd number of notes, say, and put them over one or two beats. It's just out of your ordinary type of rhythmic structure. Here's an example of this kind of proportional grouping: Start with a normal grouping of a dotted eighth-note with a sixteenth. This is a normal grouping; you take the beat and it is divided into one or two or four - but it's even. Now, when you take something like five and put it over an even beat, it's called an artificial grouping, or a polyrhythm. That is, you have two rhythms going at once. And that's what I discovered about "The Black Page": There are a lot of polyrhythmic things in it. And I remember saying, "If you can do this, you can do that." One thing led to another and I transcribed "The Black Page" ["Zappa In New York"]. I sent it to Frank and he wrote back telling me that he liked it, and he offered me a job transcribing. I took it, of course: Frank was my favorite.

Q: How old were you then?
A: I was 18 or 19 when I transcribed all the stuff that's in the book. I started transcribing then, and I just finished, right before the 1982 tour.

Q: How do you go about transcribing Frank's songs?
A: Well, besides doing transcriptions of guitar solos and drum solos, I've also done other things for him: lead sheets and orchestral stuff. Now, in order to accurately do a song that needs special care, such as "Waka / Jawaka" [from "Waka / Jawaka"], which was really tough, you have to take the masters and make several tapes of as many different tracks as you can get, because with the real close horn section in that song, it's almost impossible - if not impossible - to hear the individual voices. The human ear won't hear more than four voices moving in a closed-voice motion individually.

Q: Are the harmonies just too dense?
A: Yeah. When your four horns hit a chord, it's really hard to hear. So you have to go in and really tweeze-up the mix. Now, for those of you who want to transcribe something that complex and don't have the 24-track machine or the masters to help you, I've come across a couple of things that are really helpful. If the album you're transcribing from is well produced, and if you have a stereo tape recorder, here's what to do. Record the song onto the 2-track machine, and when you play it back, bring one channel down all the way, and the other channel into the middle of the mix. And whatever was panned to one side in the original mix, you'll hear better. So if there were four voices mixed, say, hard left - a lot of recordings these days have parts panned either hard left, hard right, or in the center - you can get a good idea what's happening in that channel. Then listen the other channel, too.

Q: Any other tips?
A: If the music is going by very fast, you can bring it down to half speed. That's one of the techniques I used throughout some of the big band transcribing for Frank. He had me working on "Greggery Peccary" ["Studio Tan"]. About 98% of it was written out, but there are sections that weren't. A lot was just improvised or pieced together. I had to tweeze through the score and transcribe the vocal part. It's strange to see, because the human voice has notes to it, but they're in such an order that they don't sound like notes from an instrument; the overall tone of the voice is completely different. But if you analyze a voice - for instance, take what I'm saying right now and stop on every syllable - you'll hear a note. There are notes to it. The thing that makes it sound like a human voice is the articulation - the slurs and dynamics and so forth.

Q: Has any of this vocal transcribing been translated to guitar lines?
A: As you'll see on the next album, "The Man From Utopia", there's a song called "The Jazz Discharge Party Hats". On it, Frank does a part that's half talk and half singing. And I transcribed that part and doubled it on guitar. And it sounds really weird - like George Benson from Venus. It sounds so bizarre. If you listen hard enough after you write down the notes in each syllable, and use the right articulation markings to phrase the notes so that they sound like they're in a sentence, you'll come out with some really strange effects.

Q: Did you major in guitar at Berklee?
A: Overall, I was just trying to get a good grasp on modal harmony and arranging for big bands. I started to go into music scoring for movies, although I never quite got to it, because I started working for Frank.

Q: What did you see as the school's strong points?
A: It was really good for musicians who weren't on such a competitive level. Anytime you wanted, you could knock on someone's door and jam your face off. There are a lot of really great musicians there. And for the person who wants to really learn something by playing with other people, that's the place to do it, because there are lots of musicians and a lot of opportunities to play.

Q: How much of an education have you gained by working with Frank?
A: Well, I'll put it like this: The stuff I've learned from Frank you can't acquire for money. Besides learning how to deal with perfection in the studio, I've learned how to deal with the ropes on the road, which is a very tough place - especially the way Frank tours. He doesn't tour like a normal rock group; he has to keep going and going and going. We went three solid months without breaks, five or six gigs a week. That in itself is a total learning experience. Just working with the man's genius inspires you to become as much of a perfectionist as he is. You strive for that.

Q: Is he really rough with the musicians?
A: I think there're a lot of false rumors around about Frank as far as his being the guy with the big iron whip or something. It's weird because he's totally mellow. If you can't do something, it's fine: Don't do it and he'll experiment with your abilities, and he'll get you to do things that you didn't think you could do.

Q: He just pushes you a little harder?
A: Well, he doesn't exactly push you; he gets you to push yourself. And another great learning experience with Frank besides working for him is playing with the musicians you're exposed to. I mean, each of the guys in Frank's band has a special ability. Take someone like Ed Mann, the percussionist. In my opinion, he's the best I've ever seen at what he does. And I'm sure that's Frank's opinion, too. You can take a piece of music and hand it to him, and if it's totally un-sight-readable, he'll take it home and learn it. A lot of people say they can sight-read anything, but they don't know. Let them try to sight-read some of Frank's stuff. But Ed's the kind of guy who can learn something like this. And Tommy Mars, the keyboard player, too.

Q: What amazes you about him?
A: His ear. He can hear something and just know it. He knows all of Frank's old standards. And [guitarist / singer] Ray White's vocal abilities. But with Frank, you can audition and not know how to read, and you wouldn't completely lose the gig right away. You just have to have something about you that you can do that will fit the band real well. If you can read, it's a plus. It also helps to have a sense of humor.

Q: So, in all, it's not a bad gig?
A: Look, as far as the money goes, I've saved up over the years, and now I've got my house to show for it.

Q: So, you don't blow all your money on guitars and drugs.
A: Not at all. I don't take any drugs, and I have just a couple of guitars that I really enjoy. I'd like to do what Frank does: spend all my money on music. But as you can see, even if the pay is nothing, you're still coming out way ahead when you work for Frank. And I wish that every serious musician could get a crack at it. It really is an incredible learning experience. It's like the school of Zappa.

Q: It's a kind of a music unto itself.
A: You sure can't find anything like him. Also, the guy has a great sense of humor, and is able to incorporate that in the music, too. Listen to something like "Valley Girl" ["Drowning Witch"] and then listen to something like 'The Purple Lagoon" ["Zappa In New York"] or "Greggery Peccary" ["Studio Tan"] or "Bogus Pomp" ["Orchestral Favorites"]. Where does someone come off being able to do that?

Q: When you come into a band like Frank's, how are the older pieces learned?
A: Well, Frank rinses out his band a lot, and it can be very troublesome for him to teach a song and then have to go back and teach it again. So he hires someone who knows the songs and who was perhaps at the original learning of it, and Frank has him teach it to the band. And in this case, that person is [bassist] Arthur Barrow. He's a great teacher. He'll come in and spend the whole day in rehearsals teaching us the songs, and then Frank will come in and spiff them up. I think that works really well because Arthur is a great musician, a great bassist, and he can play keyboards very well. And since he knows the parts, he can teach the keyboard player and the bass player their parts. He teaches me parts, too. He'll go through all the hard music with us, and then Frank will come in and give it the final tweeze. With a new band, a song's never quite the same, but Frank compensates for that by changing the song or adding something else. An example of that is "Peaches En Regalia". You listen to the three versions ["Hot Rats", "Fillmore East", and "Tinsel Town Rebellion"], and each is different. You know what I mean?

Q: Did you finish up at Berklee?
A: No. I was in my fourth semester - I went straight summers and all - and right at the very end of the fourth semester I got the call from Frank to start transcribing. I was living in a Boston apartment about the size of my kitchen, with mice that you had to wrestle with. It was incredible. Well, working for Frank is a full-time thing, you can't go to college and work for Zappa - it just doesn't work. So it was a choice, and of course I started working for Frank. Right away, I was transcribing anywhere between 13 and 15 hours a day. That's nerve-wracking. There's a huge stack of my transcriptions that I'm sure he'll eventually find use for. God, I really worked my ass off. At the beginning I was getting paid nothing - I was getting paid like $10.00 a page, which is what a lead sheet transcriber would get. And I used to cram this stuff on the page and cram all the staffs so that Frank would see that I wasn't trying to rip him off.

Q: Were you earning enough money transcribing to make it worthwhile?
A: Well, $10.00 a page was still a lot of money for someone who was living on $10.00 a week! And I remember the first one I did that I was on salary for was "Outside Now" ["Joe's Garage, Acts II & III"]. Then I did "He Used To Cut The Grass" ["Joe's Garage, Acts II & III"]. And this stuff was transcribed using a cassette recorder that was so small and weak and lousy. It was really hard. I used to sit and listen to one bar of music maybe a hundred times - hours and hours and hours of music. But it was fun; I enjoyed it. I felt useful. I was learning. I think that transcribing is one of the biggest learning experiences for a musician, and it's really good for a person.

Q: Did you ever transcribe classical pieces or any jazz?
A: I didn't see anything challenging about the jazz stuff because it was just straight up and down, arpeggiated, eighth-note, laid-back, swing-type stuff. There's no way you'd see meters like 13 against 16. But then again, I've missed certain qualities that you can learn by transcribing stuff like that, such as learning how to hear chord changes go by at the speed of light, because I haven't done much of that. Most of Frank's solos are played over a pedal tone. So I suggest that if someone is going to take up transcribing for a learning experience, they should try to cover a lot of different realms, including classical, jazz, and rock. Take the gruntiest Hendrix solo and try to write it out as colorfully and accurately as possible. Also, do a Bird [saxophonist Charlie Parker] solo or something similar. If you can do that and distinguish the difference on paper, you're ahead of the game.

Q: Has transcribing drums and other instruments besides guitar made you a better sight-reader?
A: Oh, yeah. But I don't stress sight-reading in my playing, because I'm the kind of guy who's not satisfied with sight-reading. It's not real. As far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't want to have to sight-read any music to play on the spot, because in order to get a piece of music to groove really well, it has to be played quite a few times. Then you really become a part of it. Sight-reading doesn't give you that chance, unless you're Tommy Tedesco or someone like that. I'm sure he might have trouble with some of Frank's stuff, too. But transcribing definitely helps your sight-reading. It'll help your ears; it'll help your sense of time. It's a miracle drug. It's really worth it. Just don't ever try to transcribe too much at one time.

Q: How did you make the transition from transcribing for Frank to playing for him in the band?
A: Well, I transcribed a song called "The Deathless Horsie" ["Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More"], and Frank asked me to learn it on the guitar. He knew I played guitar because I'd sent him a tape he'd said he liked. So I told him I'd try. I learned the song, and I guess it was pretty good because he used it on the record and went into the studio and doubled the original guitar part. And if you listen to the album, you can hear two guitars - I'm playing exactly the same part as Frank; I doubled the solo. You can hear the distinction, though. So when that happened, Frank had written a piece which turned into "The Second Movement Of The Sinister Footwear". It sort of looks like the other transcriptions looked - really weird. I learned that, and I think he was impressed with it. So, he asked me if I'd do some overdubs for "You Are What You Is". So I ended up redoing about 80% of the guitars on the album. He had me down to rehearsal, and I got the gig.

Q: How much freedom does Zappa afford you? Does he say where to do specific solos or what notes to play?
A: It varies. At times, he'll hear something that he wants me to play exactly and I'll do that. At other times, he'll say do something like this, and at times he'll just take the chain off and I can go crazy.

Q: On the song "Drowning Witch", it sounds as if you played a processed electric sitar.
A: Actually, on that song I had a live guitar track, and then I overdubbed two more guitars during that real weird section. Also, during some of the real fast sections, I played a Hofner bass at half speed - one lick actually - and then the tape was returned to normal speed, which makes it sound twice as fast. That's a really fast section. As a matter of fact, I think [percussionist] Ed Mann was the only one playing very accurately - that's a ridiculously difficult part on a stringed instrument. And I doubled it on guitar at regular speed. But in order to really make it speak well, I doubled it at half speed on the Hofner bass. It sounds really weird - sort of like a surf guitar when it's recorded at half speed and brought back to normal speed. It's really punchy.

Q: What solos did you do? Does Frank prefer to do most of the solos?
A: Frank does all the solos, which suits me fine. He's a great guitar player, you know? Even onstage there's actually only one song where I get an extended solo, so to speak. That's on "Stevie's Spanking" [not on an album]. It works like this: Frank does a solo for about eight bars and I do a solo for X - whatever it is. I try not to make it too long, though. Then Frank does another solo, and finally we both play together - which I really enjoy. It's strange to hear some of the things I come up with when Frank and me solo together. For the most part, though, he solos all the time. I'm pretty much a parts player, and I don't mind.

Q: So your role is more like that of a horn player.
A: Yeah. But the parts are never boring, that's for sure.

Q: Do you see yourself primarily as a rhythm guitarist?
A: Well, I'm not really credited on the albums very often as a rhythm guitarist. For instance, on "You Are What You Is", the first album I played on, I'm credited for "Strat abuse." And for "Tinsel Town Rebellion", I was credited for playing rhythm guitar - and for 90% of the time I did play rhythm. On "You Are What You Is", I did some strange things. For instance, the solo on "Teenage Wind" is me. It's not really a solo; it's just like background, maniac-type guitar.

Q: Do you have any favorite solos that you've done?
A: I don't know. I really don't do any solos. The only solo I've done on record is in "Teenage Wind". But someone might get an idea of the weird things I might be able to do by hearing some of the songs on "The Man From Utopia": "The Jazz Discharge Party Hats" or "Dangerous Kitchen", or a song called "Moggio". It was arranged with really nice, beautifully arpeggiated chords with odd meters in it. But there's one great thing about the way Frank writes odd meters. As far as I'm concerned, he doesn't just write odd meters for the sake of writing odd meters. If something is in an odd meter, it's the effect he wanted. So this song started out with the arpeggiated chords, and then it went to a guitar solo, and then it went back to the arpeggiated chords, with a big, long melody on top of it. And the melody's really tough, but it's nice. The only thing that's in the final mix of the album is the melody. Frank just sliced the melody off and put it on the record. It's a toughie - it's sort of like "St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast" ["Apostrophe"], but it's real nice, and that might show me off for a few seconds. But I'm not really too concerned about that.

Q: You do a lot of sound effects with your Strat.
A: Like on "We're Turning Again" [not on record] where I do Hendrix-style things - Adrian Belew rip-offs [laughs]. Well, some nights it works, some nights it doesn't - just like Hendrix, I guess. As some magazine said about me, it's my never-ending quest to be more like Adrian Belew [laughs]. No offense against Adrian - I love the way he plays.

Q: How do you like being called an imitator?
A: I don't really care, because the crux of the biscuit is if somebody hears it and likes it, then that's all that matters. Who cares if somebody says it sounds like someone else? Let's face it: I'm not original. Neither is anybody else, except the Shaggs [a vocal group from the Northeast].

Q: On "Teenage Prostitute" ["Drowning Witch"], there's a guitar tone that sounds a lot like "Peter Gunn".
A: The lick is Peter Gunn, and when I went in to record it, that part was overdubbed. When I heard it on the record, I was really shocked, because the sound is completely a result of processing. I played my Strat through a couple of effects - nothing really serious - but when [engineer] Mark Pinske and Frank Zappa got done with it, it sounded like "Peter Gunn".

Q: When you're playing especially difficult rhythmic parts, who do you key off of?
A: I try to tune in to Ed Mann, because he's the guy who's mostly on top of it. But then again the drums are there, too; Chad Wackerman has a really good sense of time, and in this band, you need it. Now, my time wavers a little, but with a real good band - a rhythm section like [bassist] Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman, I can key into that and hear the beats.

Q: Do you and the band work from any transcriptions of the old material?
A: Here's what happens sometimes: Frank once said, "Let's do "Redunzl" ["Studio Tan"]." So he made me a tape of a version he did with the band from "Roxy And Elsewhere", which was great. I took combinations of that tape and the version that was released on the album, and put together a score. I made copies and brought them down to rehearsal. Arthur Barrow taught the song, and Frank came in and tweezed it. So we did "Redunzl" on the last tour. That's one example of how my transcriptions help the band. Arthur does transcriptions, too: He did "Zomby Woof" ["Over-Nite Sensation"].

Q: With all the material that Frank has, how difficult is it for you and the other musicians to prepare a set?
A: Well, from what I've heard, Frank used to get one set together and work it so that it was really happening. With this particular band, we had about 85 songs. We've been together for over a year - for "Drowning Witch" and "The Man From Utopia". Arthur helped a lot. If Frank thought we had the song okay, we would work on another song. With Tommy Mars, who had been in the band for five years, and Ed Mann, and me, who had been listening to his music for so long, it didn't take too long to learn the songs. You just listen to the record and learn it. In order to get it right in Frank's eyes, it might take a while. I guess he thought we could learn a lot of songs. Learning 85 songs was a little too much for me, because some of the stuff is so hard. I have to keep playing it to keep it fresh under my fingers. A lot of the lines don't fall on guitar very well, and it takes an awful lot of chops for you to execute the lines in a way that Frank wants to hear them. So, when you have 85 songs, and 20 of them are really hard, you have to do those 20 every night or else they get a little sloppy. We rehearsed in soundchecks too, and I had a guitar in my hotel room. But towards the end of the tour I didn't have a guitar in the room anymore, and some of the guitar parts then started to get a bit spotty.

Q: Did you find it difficult learning Warren Cuccurullo's country style licks for "Harder Than Your Husband" ["You Are What You Is"]?
A: I just turned on the guitar's real trebly pickup position, brought the volume down a bit, and held the whammy bar under my wrist to get that country sound. Then I picked the chords and vibrated the whammy bar to give it that pedal-steel string effect. I was going to use a mike stand for slide, but Frank didn't want me to.

Q: When you're doing a solo, what do you focus on in your mind?
A: I haven't had enough soloing experience in front of large quantities of people to really sit back and say, "Okay, I'm going to open up my mind and do what I like," because I think of quite a few different things. Back when I was in Morning Thunder, I had a really open field, and I could solo for as long as I wanted. Now, it's according to the context of what else is going on. Sometimes I have to solo around a synthetic mode - something like John McLaughlin might play - which isn't derived from the major scale like the typical modes. Lydian, for instance, starts on the fourth degree of the major scale. If you're in the key of G, and you start on the fourth note, you'll still be in the key of G, but it's called the C lydian. A synthetic mode, on the other hand, isn't derived from the basic diatonic major scale system. You make up a scale from scratch, and then you can build triads on it and devise a whole system around it.

Q: How do you work within such a non-standard framework?
A: In a situation like that, I figure out a lick that starts at X and goes to Y. I know it will work because I already had to figure it out. That's one way of doing a solo. But in my eyes, a scale or lick is just a device to show you what fingerings or notes are capable of being played. A lot of people get tangled up in scales and licks, and the next thing you know, they're doing finger exercises, scales, and licks; and it sounds like it.

Q: Do you have any other approaches?
A: Another thing I do is not think about playing. If you don't think about it, you'd be surprised at what you come out with. It's like asking a centipede how it walks. How do you put one leg over the other? And he'll start to trip all over. If you think about what you're doing, it's really hard. One of the most difficult things to get away from - and I'm sure most musicians will know what I'm talking about - is the egotistical playing. It's very hard to get away from the fact that you're onstage, and that people are looking at you and you're trying to impress them. Frank is one of the people who can surmount that. I think subconsciously you're trying to impress the people in the audience, rather than trying to make a musical statement. As far as I'm concerned, many players don't try to make a serious statement. Once they've been around for a while they may get totally fed up with that kind of shit.

Q: They want to singe everyone's eyebrows off with their lightning speed and tricks.
A: Right. Totally egotistical, but subconscious. And that's hard to get away from. I do it myself. You're up in front of people, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a strange feeling. The people came to be entertained. Now, by egotistical, I mean you're going to play differently when you're in your room playing than when you're onstage in front of even 20 people. It's just something psychological, and that's going to put a clamp on your soloing. So if you can just clear your mind of everything, and let your fingers go, strange things will happen.

Q: What do you think makes a good solo?
A: A good solo is like a good book. It'll start out in sentences, or a phrase. It will be in paragraphs, and have pauses, and then it will go and have a great ending - a climax. And it should make sense that way, whether it's a big solo or a little one. There's one solo I really like, which Eddie Van Halen does in "Push Comes To Shove" ["Fair Warning", Warner Bros., HS 3540]. You just have to remember not to throw in all your tricks in that short a time. A lot of people try to shoot their load in the first ten seconds of the solo, and it looks totally preposterous and sounds even more ridiculous.

Q: How do you organize a solo into sentences or phrases?
A: I sometimes develop a solo by taking a story I have in my head and reciting it. And as you say the story, sing it. No one will hear you singing because the amp's too loud. Then play what you're singing. That way, you're going to get sentences. And you do it that way and listen to what you play, you'll be shocked. It's a totally different approach.

Q: What sets the tone of your solos?
A: When I solo, my realm of thinking is totally derived from the mood, the vamp, the musicians, and the audience. It's a lot of different factors. I can't get onstage and say I'm going to do this every night, because it really doesn't work that way. I mean, a song based on an E lydian-based vamp in 3/4 gives a totally different soloing aura than something like [saxophonist John Coltrane's] "Giant Steps", which has a chord change every eighth of a second. You can't think of the same thing. A lot of people give the rap that they play from the heart. They don't read music, but they play from the heart. And you'd be surprised how hard that really is. A lot of people say it, but I believe that only a few can understand what that phrase really means. Everyone understands it to a degree - a lot of people may get uptight at that statement, but I think that to truly play from the heart, only a few can experience that.

Q: Do you have any favorite guitarists?
A: Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page. I like Brian May very much, too. I also like Ed Van Halen - he's a good high-energy rocker - and Randy Rhoads, and of course. Frank.

Q: Are any jazz players of interest to you?
A: Joe Pass, who is a standard jazz player. Oh, Ted Greene, of course. Did you ever hear his album, "Solo Guitar" [Professional Music Products (14731 E. Franklin Ave., Tustin, CA 92680), A-5010]? He's a maniac the way he makes the rhythm and melody go at the same time. When I was about 15, I bought his book, "Chord Chemistry" [Dale Zdenek Pub., Box 3245, Westlake Village, CA 91361]. It's amazing. I learned so much just by reading through that book and trying to utilize it. When I borrowed his album from my guitar teacher, I just flipped out. I couldn't believe the stuff he was doing. And it's so mellow and it's so cool. Really enjoyable. Some of the chord structures are ridiculous.

Q: What kind of equipment did you use on the last tour with Zappa?
A: I had a '76 Fender Strat, which had a circuit card in it built by [Zappa equipment specialist] Midget Sloatman. There was an overdrive control, which had a switch and a pot, and there was another pot for a ring modulator. There was also another device that had a 500Hz boost turned one way and about a 6k boost when it was turned the other way. On the output plug was an Alembic Stratoblaster [preamp], which gives another boost around 6k. Then there was an on/off switch that would turn the batteries to the card on and off. Whenever you put a direct guitar through any circuit, it changes the tone.

Q: Why didn't you have a bypass switch?
A: There's really no such thing as bypassing it with one switch, because there's always going to be a change of tone. I didn't want that, so I had one switch put in that would turn the battery on and off, this completely bypasses the card. Then, in order to keep the battery from draining all the time, I had a switch to place the card in the circuit - kind of like a standby.

Q: Did you also have four standard controls?
A: I had one volume and a five-way selector. The selector was a standard 5-position model with three phase switches. So I could put the coils in series, in parallel, or off. Because I could have any of the pickups on or off, I was able to get combinations of any pickup, with any type of polarity.

Q: What kind of pickups were you using?
A: I put two Strat pickups in and a dummy pickup. The dummy pickup goes between the other two pickups face-down in the guitar. It acts as a humbucker and cancels the noise of the single-coil pickups. But the problem with a dummy pickup is that it has to be the exact same model as the other two it's bucking. It takes the noise out from the lights, and it's great.

Q: How long had you been using a dummy pickup?
A: I've always had a dummy pickup on Strats. In the treble position I had a DiMarzio X2N, which is a real high-output humbucker. It gave me a lot of chops. Then we did this gig in Mannheim, Germany, and the guitar got stuck in a rainstorm. The whole circuit melted and it had to be ripped out of the guitar - the whole card had to be thrown away. From there on, all I used was one pickup and a volume control. One of the problems I had with the dummy pickup was this: It's on all the time; it's taped up, but it picks up some of the harmonics in the body.

Q: Did you try to remedy this?
A: Not being the guitar workman, I went in there with a Dremel [drill] tool to put the humbucker in and drilled all this space out. It left a big cavity, plus there was the cavity for the circuit card. Then, whenever I'd hit a note, it would vibrate in the guitar like it was an acoustic, and the dummy pickup would pick it up and feed back like crazy. So, the guitar was really hurting. It's great in the studio room, though.

Q: Was there a tremolo on it?
A: I had a Floyd Rose Tremolo System on it. It's great.

Q: What kind of amps did you use on the road?
A: I was using Frank's Acoustic with two 12s for a dirtier sound. And my pedalboard consisted of an MXR Distortion+, an MXR flanger, a Cry-Baby wah-wah, a Boss CE-2 Chorus, and an A/B box. The A/B box enabled me to switch between two different amps. Onstage I had a Roland Jazz Chorus amp with two 12s set to a real clean sound. I could switch that on and off, and I could switch to the Acoustic, which really had some grits to it. But you know me: I always had the Acoustic on [laughs]. I also had the Coral Electric Sitar and a spare Strat. The Sitar is Frank's - it's really cool. I can't think of anything that's about to be released that I used it on, but I really liked playing it.

Q: What are your favorite guitar tricks?
A: Before I put the Floyd Rose on, I used to reach back behind the nut - between the nut and tuners - and pull on the strings. With the combination of pulling the string here and using the vibrato bar, you can get some nice effects. There's also the familiar string tapping. One of the things I've been doing a lot of lately is walking hand over hand down one string. I also like to hit harmonics and bring them down with the vibrato bar. You can also hit notes and lower the vibrato bar until the strings are completely slack.

Q: What's your current main guitar?
A: It's an Oriental blue Performance guitar, made in Hollywood. I had them custom-make the neck. They do really good work. The guitar also has Schaller tuning machines and a Floyd Rose Tremolo System. I have a DiMarzio X2N at the bridge and two more DiMarzio PAFs. It also has an Alembic Stratoblaster preamp. There are three switches and two knobs: one knob each for volume and tone, one switch for the Alembic, one to turn the pickups on and off, and a master switch. With that I can get a Les Paul type setup. I can get the rhythm pickup alone, rhythm and middle pickup, or just the treble pickup. Then when I turn the master switch on, I can get either the rhythm and middle, all three pickups, or the middle and lead pickups.

Q: Why do you wrap the ball ends of the strings around your tuning machines?
A: You have to cut them off anyhow to use the Floyd Rose.

Q: Do the strings last any longer or shorter as a result of using the Floyd Rose?
A: No. They last about the same amount of time. When a Floyd Rose is new, I find that I break a lot of strings until the parts break in a bit.

Q: Do you ever teach guitar?
A: I love teaching - in fact, it's one of my favorite pastimes. I only like to teach students who are really willing to learn - and willing to blow up the bridge. It's difficult to find students who are capable of working long hours on what I give them. I try to give my students the same types of things that my teachers gave me. I really give them a push. It's important to get the player to want to learn. You have to inspire them.

Q: Since you're so musically inclined, one might ask if you came from a house full of players.
A: No, I didn't. I'm the only musician in the whole family. My brother played tuba in high school. Everybody thought I was a freak, because when I was in high school, I had really long hair, an earring, and a tattoo - all that garbage. But my parents were always with me through it all. They helped me by giving me money for lessons. It's hard to find such understanding parents, and it really makes it easier. I first played accordion - which I was forced to practice, and which I didn't enjoy - for about three years, starting when I was around 11. But when it came to playing guitar, my parents were all too happy to help, and they were interested in what I was doing and what I was playing. Which is very encouraging.

Q: The accordion was once very popular, but it doesn't seem to have much favor among contemporary stylists.
A: One of these days I'd like to hook one up to a Marshall stack and go through the effects and see if I can get some feedback. Definitely think they should bottle the smell that they give off.

Q: What do you recommend for someone trying to develop their ear?
A: Transcribing is one thing. And sight-singing. What a guitarist can do that I think is great for developing their ear is what I tell my students: Sing everything that you play. A lot of times if you sing what you play, you'll come out with completely different melodies. It's great for your ear. It also gets your fingers to recognize the neck.

Q: Can you suggest any specific ear-training exercises?
A: There's a great exercise where you play one note on the guitar, sing a note, and try to play the note you sang on the guitar. This develops your relative pitch. Say, you play an E and then sing a G #; you don't know it's a G#, but you look at the guitar and try to identify the interval immediately and hit that note. It's really hard to get that right and work it up to a fairly fast pace - one note per second or every two seconds. It's really tough. Another thing that's really good for your ears is chord identification practice. I used to use a cheap tape recorder and a cheap 60-minute tape - 99% of all guitarists have at least this basic setup - and I would just play a series of 100 or 200 chords. You play the chord, play each individual note of the chord, and then leave a few seconds blank on the tape, which will allow you time to name the chord. Then listen back to it, and try to name each chord by hearing it. If you put enough chords on the tape, you'll never be able to remember the chords simply by their order. Of course, first you have to learn the basic scales and a bit of chord theory; you must be able to call a chord by name.

Q: How do you apply these skills?
A: If you're up onstage with, say, a keyboard player, and he goes plink on the piano or synthesizer, you'll be able to identify the note or chord immediately and be able to play around it. Your ears will be so accustomed to what notes sound like that your fingers will automatically go to them - due to the first exercise. Your fingers develop eyes, so to speak. You get to the point where the key, the scale, and the exercises will mean nothing, and you'll just be playing. That's when you come out with your best stuff. It's no longer the scale, or the ego, or whatever.

Q: Do you have a set practice routine?
A: Oh, yeah. I used to divide my day into about 12 hours. The first nine hours were divided into three equal sections. I used to be ridiculous, because I would overload myself. I had finger exercises, scales, and chords. Eventually I added reading. The first hour of, say, exercises I would sit and do a series of exercises to develop my fingering. Now, chops aren't everything, but they are a lot. Chops are very important to a musician, because they give you authority. If you can use them maturely and control them, it lends a lot of authority to the way you play. I have some really weird coordination exercises that help me play things that don't sound characteristic of the guitar. They sound more characteristic of the keyboard. This approach is incorporated in a lot of licks written by Frank. Most guitarists don't use intervals of ninths and tenths - they tend to stay in patterns. Expanding like that enhances your melody playing. Then I would go through all the scales and modes, and I would write synthetic scales and learn them. Then I would break the chord playing down. At the end of it all, I would just play. I haven't done that for a while. Working with Frank, you have to rearrange your day. Soon, I hope to be back to practicing like that again.

Q: Can you recommend any other books besides Ted Greene's?
A: Yeah. For guitarists interested in strange rhythmic things, they might try "Rhythms" by Gary Chaffee. It's more than what your average musician thinks will ever be useful. It's very effective if it's done right. It's a dying art. There's almost no one out there who will consciously or even subconsciously use this stuff. It just seems too far out of the ordinary and too far out of the grasp of what people call sensitive. Many people think that if they know this stuff they won't be sensitive, emotional, heartful players anymore. That's total bullshit. I don't believe there's anything wrong with knowing what the notes are and knowing what the chords are, while still being a sensitive player. It's a cop-out, because it takes a lot of patience and a lot of time, energy, and devotion to learn music. And I don't mean just bar chords and rock licks. It's a cop-out to say, "I play from the heart. I don't have to read music." You don't have to read music to be a good musician, but to make a statement like that isn't right, either. You can take all the theory in the world and make it an effective part of your playing, without sounding mechanical. But a lot of people, when they are learning the mechanics of it, sound mechanical, because that's their realm of thinking at the time. But a good, mature player will be able to incorporate mechanics and sensitivity and get a nice style. Gary Chaffee's book will open up the advanced reader to odd rhythms.

Q: Can you recommend any other books?
A: There's a book by Pasquale Bona called "Rhythm Articulation" [G. Schirmer, 866 Third Ave., New York, NY 10022]. Then there's "Polyrhythms" by Pete Magadini [Try Pub., dist. by Professional Drum Shop, 854 Vine, Hollywood, CA 90038]. It'll open your mind to a lot of stuff. Frank's book has enough to keep a player happy until his drums sticks freeze over. And if Frank's transcription books get a really good response, I may do a book on these weird types of constructions and rhythms.

Q: Have you ever considered doing studio work?
A: I'll only do studio things for a couple of people, unless it's real major league. The problem with studio work is I don't like what's going on in the studios these days. It's so commercial. I mean, doing something like "The Dukes of Hazzard" would be like "The Black Page" compared to most of the stuff going on in LA these days. It's sickening. People don't realize that if something is too commercial, it's not going to make it. It has to have some kick to it, some spice. The stuff is so commercial that it's really making me hate the business. Eventually someone will come along wanting to do something worth-while, and nobody will give that guy a chance. I don't do much studio work.

Q: With Frank's band off the road for a while, what do you plan to do?
A: You never can tell what Frank's going to do. If he's going to go back out on the road, I'd like to go with. But he has so many projects going that if he doesn't want to go on the road, he doesn't have to. I don't think it's a good time for any band to go on the road. In the meantime, I'm working on my own studio - which will be 4-track, and eventually maybe 8- or 16-track. I'd also like to do some producing and I'd love to get back to teaching. I also want to write some songs and see if people like them. Eventually, if I find a group that's happening enough - in my idea of a good time - I might go with them. I looked into a couple of heavy metal groups recently, but they all seem to be booked. It's really hard these days. I'm most excited with getting something going on my own. I'm really looking forward to looking for musicians. It will be a totally different realm of music. It's going to be hard to find the kind of people who can play the kind of music that I want to play, and finding money to pay these people will be harder, and trying to find gigs for this type of music will be harder still. I'm not really concerned with making a lot of money, though - as long as I've got my guitar, my little studio, some tape, and herbal tea [laughs].

 

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